"what are you doing"
"are you trying to get me to sleep with you"
"why this way though"
"let’s be honest, i could literally do anything and you’d still want to bang me"
"that’s not true"
"is it working"
jean is such a huge nerd i’d honestly be really surprised if he didn’t break out the roses and candles and try to impress marco. and marco is just like “you’re going to burn the apartment down with all these candles”
modern snk au where jean is an apprentice hairdresser and his friends are his reluctant subjects (he tries to give everyone an undercut. everyone.) marco is the first victim. he is very concerned but jean assures him he knows what he is doing hes had like one class already and read like a BILLION wikihows dont worry man. but no. marco was right.
why read a dictionary when you can read my dicktionary
(I got this msg on mym ask blog but it’s more of a request than a question so i’m just going to upload it here)
Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill themselves.
There has to be reasonable belief that a crime is currently being committed or is about to be committed for the police to enter private property.
can you fucking imagine being benny in purgatory
going with dean to find cas
seeing dean kill everything in his path
in general being a complete monster
and then finding cas
and hugging him and touching his beard
like do you think for one second benny looked at that and DIDN’T think they were in love
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Maes Hughes is dead. That’s a fact. And you to invoke his image, you must be a glutton for punishment!